Another day, another wish…

I wish girls knew how beautiful they are…without make up, without high heels, without “Silicon Valley”…
That spark in her eyes first thing in the morning could make a man or a lesbian happy for the rest of his or her (the lesbian) life. That natural blush of excitement whenever she’s happy, that smile of acceptance, as in the MasterCard commercial, priceless.

There’s no comparison between a woman wearing makeup, dressed up, and a woman with no makeup wearing whatever she felt like in the morning. The first one will make several trips to the bathroom to check her makeup or her cleavage, while the second one will have all the time in the world to charm everyone with her smile, as she is confident enough to wear that smile to wherever she’s going. Make no mistake, no one wants to see a smile with spinach, I never said men like a woman with poor vision while she’s looking in the mirror. But I believe there’s no point in drawing your face, lifting your boobs, or killing your feet with 10 inch heels, if you don’t have a single intelligent thought to express.

Could the time spent browsing for makeup be spent for resting so you don’t have eyes like Kermit the Frog, or for a relaxing bath, so your skin won’t feel like it just spent time on a construction site? Could the time spent at the hairdresser for dyeing your hair be spent with a brush, in its natural form, while reading a book, so you don’t think Baudelaire is a French food innovation? Wouldn’t your eyes be clearer, whiter, without that crayon around it, if perhaps a tear from Karenina, or from a Fellini movie, would from time to time wash your worries away?
What about the breasts? Well, newsflash! Not every guy likes big boobs. Unless you prefer shallow narrow-minded idiots with mother issues, most of them like sizeable “tits” (as they usually refer to your breasts). For most men, the package they are looking for, even if they don’t know it, is beautiful eyes and a lovely smile, used properly to seduce the poor bastard called in various occasions, later on, “honey” or “darling”.

I’ve heard lots of times that being a woman is hard… I believe that, apart from child birth and menstrual problems, men and women are very much the same. Maybe some men would say that in the long run, since the pain may be easier to handle once you get used to it, being a man is not so easy, considering the demands of most women, considering not having looks to use in one’s advantage…
So my wish for today is this: women should spend more time improving themselves than improving their looks with fake items. It would be easier for all of us to see each other without makeup or lies of that type. I love a smile without lip gloss, I love eyes that sparkle without crayon around them, I love a woman who knows how to seduce a man without saying a word, and I love a woman who knows how to make a man fall in love with her by a single phrase or conversation.

Life doesn’t always make sense, and that’s a cliché. For guys women never make sense, and that’s the whole truth and nothing but the truth.